Clocking god..

**Nikk** · September 27th, 2002, 12:20 AM

Nah...definitely about who's fastest.

**shedder** · September 27th, 2002, 03:03 PM

hahaha

**drum-guy** · October 25th, 2002, 06:00 AM

Buy a Drumometer. That is the only way to estimate how fast you are. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

**Geoff_G** · October 25th, 2002, 05:48 PM

well i know he can do 16th note triplets at 160 cleanly, but i don't know if that is his speed "limit".

Geoff

**FuseU1** · October 26th, 2002, 06:30 PM

Buy some amphetamines, 1st [look at them for a coupla really fast minutes; THEN take them]; THEN buy a "drumometer" & stick it in any orifice of choice very quick-like [on yourself or any1 else that will letcha']; consume lots of fibre [very quickly, of course]; then jog plenty in your sleep, quit masterbating, no, no - START masterbating [w/ very fast strokes only] - no - QUIT it; quit smokin' cigarettes; but start shootin speed; then take a break from that & quickly sit on a Tibetan mountaintop with a truly "philosophically enlightened" shaman-monk-wise-man/guy/a** [who is also a great lng-distance/speed spittin' champ; & THEN get a gig where all you have to do is play REALLY LONG, FAST licks/solos [no other musicians] - THAT is only the START of becom'g so INCREDIBLY FAST - FASTER THAN ANY OTHER THING ELSE, LIVING OR DEAD - ARRRRRR!!

Just messin' w/ u guys....